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Gazal Jo kuch kaho Qabool Hai

Gazal
Jo kuch kaho Qabool Hai

Taqrar kya karoon,

Sharminda Ab Tumhen Sar-e-Bazar kya karoon,

Maloom Hai k Pur khula Aasman Hai,

Chuty Nahi Hain Ye Dar-o-Diwar kya karoon,

Is Haal My Bhi Sans Liye Ja Raha Hun Mein,

Jata Nahi Hai Aas ka Azar kya karoon,

Hain Wo Shigaaf Mujh Py Tumhari Inayatein,

Jo An,kahi Na Ho Usy Izhaar kya karoon,

Phr Ek Bar Wo RuKh-e-Masoom Dekhata,

khulti Nahi Hai Chashm-e-Gunah Gaar kya karoon,

Ye Pur-Sukoon Subah Ye Mein Ye Fazaa “Shaoor”,

Wo So Rahy Hain Ab Unhein Bedar kya .-._.-. Karoon,.*’

Girl Dukandar Se Koi Esa Valentine Card Ha

Girl Dukandar Se Koi Esa Valentine Card Ha

,Jiss Par Lika h0o

Main sirf or sirf tum se pyar krti hun ?

Dukandar: Han he

Girl: Acha 7 Cards dena

Woh TeRa Gham Tha

Woh TeRa Gham Tha K TaSeer MeRe Lehjay Ki,,,*

K JisS Ko Haal Sunatay uSay Roula Detey…!!

Sunaty Hain

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funny sms jokes in urdu

Funny sms jokes in urdu 1) William:
“Amir Bhai Hamary Ghar Beta peda howa hai..”

“Amir:
“Laao bhai Gift Laao in Ka “Firdous Ka Pamper” ūüėÄ

2) Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar uss may kaante hotey hain

Santa: ooye tu chappal pahen ke khaa lena.

3) Mareez: Sahab Merey Upar waley Daant Ko
Kira Kha Rha Tha
App Ne Nechey Wala
Dant Q Nikal Diya
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sarDar: Niche Waley
Daant Par Khara Ho ke Khata Tha Salaa.

4) Reporter to Meera: Who Is your
Favourite Cricketer
Meera
Replied: Age Flower
Reporter
Shoked
What is Age Flower???

Meera I means Umar Gull

5) Main Tujh Se apny Liye Kuch Ni
Maang Raha, AY ALLAH Bass Meri
MAA Ko Sehri Mei Uthnay Mei
Taklef Hoti Hay.

Usy 1 Achi C
BAHOO Ataa Farma Aameen

6) Duniya Me Apna Maqaam Kuch Is Tarhan Say Banaa Lo k Agar Marr Bhi Jaao To loog Ye Hi Kahein…!
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“Banda SMS Changay Karda Ci”

7) Pappu Dukandar se: Rasgula he?

Dukandar: Nahi hai.

Pappu: Dekh Loonga.

Dukandar (gussey mein): Kiya dekh lega tu?
Pappu: Bhai Dusri Dukaan pey.

8) Majnoo Laila ki zulfoon me aisa khoya
k
behosh ho gayaa

Jab hosh aaya to romantic ho kar pocha.

Laila!
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Allah di bandi tu Nahandi nai

9) SarDar:
Building Sy Gir Gia

Dr:Yeh Mar Gya Ha

SarDar:
Hosh Me A K Bolaa Me Zinda Wan

SarDarNi BOLI:
Peya Reh Teynu Dr Nalon Bohta Pata A

 

funny sms jokes in urdu

10)
l—l–
l ‘.(‘.’)
l /l/
l JL
l
Dost tha apna
Latka dia salay ko
Himat dekho msg ni karta tha,

Tery b msg km a rhe hain funny sms jokes in urdu

11) 3 Bjay K Baad To Rooza
Aesay Guzrta Hay
Jaisay?
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Misba-ul-
Haq Ki Batting!

12) 1 Shrif Banday ko kya chahye?
1B.V jo Pyar dy
1B.V jo acha Khana banaye
1B.V jo Uss Ki Khidmt karay
Or funny sms jokes in urdu
Yeh 3no Biwiyan Mil Jul kar rahen
bass

13) Abhi Jahaz Runway per dorr hi raha tha k
Pathan ne Pilot ko thappar maara or bolaa,
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Hamay dair ho rahi hai
or too “By Road” jaa raha hai

14) Wo Shakhs Jannati
Hoga.. . . . . . . . . Jo Jannat mein
jaye ga! SUBHAN ALLAH!

Tusi
beshak kisay Molvi kolon puch
lo..B-):-P

15 Bss Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ham Barson K Piyasy Hen!

Usney Munh Me Pipe Daal K Moter Chalaa Di:-D

(,”)/ Nakk Vicho V Pani Nikal Aya C Yar.

 

funny sms jokes in urdu

16) Dil mein Gaaliyan denay sey bhi Roza toot sakta hay”

From:
WAPDA

17) Dr Check Up Ke Baad:
Aapki Puraani Bemari He Jo Sehat or Zehni Sukun Ko Tabah-O-Brbad Kar RAhi Hay
Mareez:Ahista Boliye,

Woh Bahar Hi Bethi Hay..!

18)
(‘.’) . – – .
_/ /_ ‘, ¬†funny sms jokes in urdu

Mootran Tuwaday Mobile Uttay
Pura Din Guzar Gya Koi Message Nahi Keeta.

19) Bahir Aaa main chawal lay kar bahir
khara
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Yeh
keh Kar Kisi ko Tang Mat krain

 

20) Techer:
Itny din se kha thay
Student:
Bird flu tha
Techr:
Pr ye to prindo me hota hay
Stdnt:
sali tu ne Insan smjha kab hay roz to Murga bana deti hai

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21) Attention! Ur Brain Will Be Refresh In Nxt 5 Sec!
5,4,3,2,
Loading…

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Error!
No Brain Found!
Bhoosa Can’t Refreshed:-P

22) funny sms jokes in urdu Main Tujh Se apnay Liye Kuch Ni
Maang Rha, AY ALLAH Bass Meri
MAA Ko Sehri Mei Uthny Mei
Takleef Hoti Hay.Ussy 1 Achi C
BAHOO Ataa Farma Aameen

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Wife.!agar ap sou gay tou pahly he mard ho gy. . .!!!