Category Archives: Sardar And Pathan Special Sms

2 Sardar shadi me khana khane gaye

2 Sardar shadi me khana khane gaye

Jaise hi enter huye samne salad rakha dekhkar bole:

Oh shit yar abhi to sabzi kaati hai.!

SARDAR Jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi

SARDAR Jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi

menu meri BV inni sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha jawan.
DOST: Aur abb.?
SaRDAR: Khaa e janda tey changa c.

Sardar Pathan Funny Sms

Sardar Pathan Funny Sms

1) SARDAR (apni saas sY): Apki beti mai aqal ki kuch kami haI.

SAAS: Haan beta iSsi waja sy to usse  koi acha larka nai milaa.

 

2) SARDAR najoomi sy: Baba g meri shaadi kyon nahin hoo rahi.?
NAJOOMI: Paa G kaise hogi.? Kismat mein sukh hi sukh likha hai.!

 

3) GIRL: Mai Aesey larkay say shadi karun gi Jiska Bohat Ooncha Business Hoo.
SARDAR: Phir Mujh say shadi Kr lo, Meri Pahaar Par chips ki dukaan hai.!

 

4) Sardar ney apna gadha bechna tha. Usney apney sub friends ko sms kiya:

“Agar tumhen kabhi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhy call kar leyna.!”

 

5) Sardar class me gadha ley ayaa.
TEACHER: Isse school q laye hoo.?
SARDAR: Miss kal aap ney hi kaha tha k aap gadhon ko insaan bnana janti hain.!

 

Sardar Pathan Funny Sms

 

6)
DOST: Paa G aap ko bura nahi lagta BV k sath Kapray dhulatey howey.?
SARDAR: Nehi yaar bura Q lagy ga, Oh v te mere naal bartan tawandi eyy.!

 

7) An astronomer was watching the sky using his telescope. Sardar was observing him. Suddenly a star falls.
SARDAR shouts: Kya nishanaa haii.!

 

8) SARDAR: Mera mobile bill kitna hai?
OPRATOR: CURRENT BILL janney k liye 123 milayen.
SaRDAR: Stupid, Current ka nahi MOBILE ka bill chahiye.!

 

9) 1 gaon me Nadi Pr Pull bnayaa gaya.
ENGINEER: Aap ko fayeda howa?
SARDAR: Haan g Pehley dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar krtey the, ab Saaye me krengey.!

 

10) PATHAN  8th manzil sy niche gira. Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohncha to apni BV ko dekh kar chiLayaa:
Shagufta meri RoOTI na Pakaeen.!

 

Sardar Pathan Funny Sms

 

11)  TEACHER: Yeh bacha tumhara kia lgta hay?
SARDAR: Yeh mera dooor ka saga bhai hay.
TEACHER: kya mtlb?
SaRDAR: Iss k or merey drmyaan 8 Behen Bhai hain.

 

12) BV: Kitchen Sey Namakk Lanaa.
SARDAR: Yaha To Koi Namak Nhi hai.
BV: Mjhe Pata Tha Tum Ho Hi Andhe. Tumhey Nhi Milega Iss Lye Phly Hi Le Aai Thi.

 

13) DOST: Tum Iss Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rehey Hoo.?
SARDAR: Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.!

 

14) SARDAR (diner k baad waiter say): Yeh lo 100 Rs tip go nd KILL THE WAVES.
WAITER (pareshan ho kar): matlab.?
SARDAR: Matlab JA JA K MOJAN MAAR.!

 

15) Sardar Buss Pe Betha To Busa Full.

CONDACTR: Pa G Tussi Chatt Tey Ba Jao.
SARDAR: Bohat Achey, Ma Chatt Te Ba Jawan Te Tusi Thlo Gdi Le Jao.!

 

Sardar Pathan Funny Sms

 

16) DOST: Sardar g MOBILE nawa lyaa a.?
SARDAR: nai kzn da chukya a.!
DOST: O Q.?
SARDAR: O jado v milda c knda c “Tu mera fone Q nai chukda.?”

 

17) TEACHER To Sardar: Khuda Ne Pait Q Banaya Hay.?
SARDAR (Kuch Dair Sochne K Baad): Shalwar Bandhne K Liye.!

 

18) Sardar BLOOD K bary me book par raha tha.
BV: Ye Q par rehy hoo.?
SARDAR: Doctor ny kaha hy kal BLOOD TEST hoga. Test ki tyaari kr raha hn.!

 

19) DOCTOR: Ye sharbat lo. 2 chamch subha, 2 dupehr, 2 rat ko; 3 din tak lene hn.
SARDAR: Apni dwai apney kol rkh mere gar me itne chmch nhi hn.!

 

20) Sardar  K Batey Ki Accident Ma Tangain Kut gayin.
Sardar  Zor Zor Se Roney laga.
DOST: Hosla Rakhoo.
Sardar : Kal e Enu Nwi Juti Ley k Diti c.!

 

Sardar Pathan Funny Sms

Sardar Pathan Fun

Latest Sardar Pathan Jokes

 

1) Sardar car chAla raha tha.
BV: Tusi 1 hath naal gadi cAhlaa laynde O.?
SARDAR (khush ho k): Haan jii.
BV: Te fer dujay hath nal nakk saaf kar loo.!

 

2) TEACHER: Yeh Tumhare sath chota Bacha Kon Hay.?
PAthan: Miss Yeh mera Choota Bhai Sharafat Ha. App ne hi kaha tha K kal Sharaft K sath School anaa.!

 

3) BV: Pata hai Hamarey betay ne 3 din pehley chalna shuru kia hai.
SARDAR: Bewaqoof pehley q nehi btaya, ab tak to bohat door nikal gia ho0o gaa.!

 

4) JUDGE: Suna ha 15 saal se tum ne apni BV ko darra dhamka k rakha howa hai.

Pathan: Wo darasal… JUDGE: safai ki zaroorat nahi, Buss Tariqa batao.!

 

5) Train Mai Warning Likhi Thi, “Bina Ticket Safar Krne Waley Musafir Hoshiyaar.”
SARDAR: Wah Ji Wah, To Jinhon ney Ticket Liya Woh Kia Bewaqoof.?

Sardar Pathan Jokes

 

6) DOCTOR: Mai Tumhay Aisi Dawai Dunga Ke Tum Phir Sy Jawaan Ho Jao ge.!
SARDAR: Plzz Aisa Zulam Naa Karna, Mujhe Pension Milney Waali Hai…!

 

7)SARDAR: Nurs ne abhi tak neend ki goli nhi beji.?
BV: Nhi.
SARDAR: Ussay kaho jaldi kare, neend arahi ha. Mai abb goli k liye aur nhi jaag sakta.

 

8) Sardar Bulb Per Apne Baap Ka Naam Likh Raha Tha.
MAA ny Poocha: Beta Yeh Kia Kar Rahe Ho.?
SARDAR: Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kar Raha hoon.!

 

9) SARDAR: Yar Mere Baal Bohat Girr Rahay Hain.
DOST: Wo Kyun.?
SARDAR: Fikar Sey.?
DOST: Konsi Fikar Hai Tume.?
SARDAR: Baal Girne Ki.!

 

10) Punjabi Sardar woman to English Doctor:
My Kaka is ill.
Just 1 week daa.
Na eat da, Na sleep daa.
Bus weep da, Te cheek daa.
Nalay nakk v leak daa.!

 

 

 

11) SARDAR: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai. Mujhe itni sardi mey Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.
DOST: Nahaney K Liye.?
SARDAR: Ni yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.!

 

12) SARDAR: Mujhe 1 Din Bohat Ghusa Ayaa, Ma Ney Dewaar Pe Laat Mari Aur Wo Toot Gai.!
DOST: Jhut Mat Bol.
SARDAR: O Yar Dewar Nai, Meri Taang.!

 

13) TEACHER: Beta Tum Class ke Sab sey nikammy
Student Q Hoo.?
PATHAN STUDENT: Miss Iss Liye K Joo Larka Mujh Sey Nikamma Tha Wo School choor Gia..!!!

 

14) PATHAN: Mera Jumma ka Nmaz Qaza ho Gyaa.
DOST: kesey.?
PATHAN: Imaam Sab Bola Mobile Band Kardo. Mera Ghar Pey Tha, Band Kr K Aya To Jamaat Nikal Gayaaa.

 

15) PATHAN (Dost se): Aao iss pankhay k neechy betho, boht sawaab hoga.
DOST (heran ho kr): Sawaab Q.?
PATHAN: Ye hum Masjid sey utaar k layaa ha.!

 

16) DOST: Agar Shar tumhari Saas aur BV pe hamla kr dy to tum kis ko bachao ge.?
SARDAR: Zahir ha, shair ko.!

 

17) DOST: Teri Bv Ney Tujhe Ghar Se Q Nikala.?
SARDAR: Shadi Ki Salgirah par Chain Gift Ki Thi.
DOST: Chandi Ki Thi Kya.?
SARDAR: Nhi Cycle Di.!

 

18)

TEACHER: Bacho jo cheez ap ko tang kary us ko kabi b apny pas na rehny doo.

SARDAR: Chlain Miss phir aap plzz classroom se bahir chalin jayen.!

 

19) Tofaani barish me Sardar pizza leney ayaaa.
DUKANDAR: Aap maried hoo?
SARDAR: Bewaqoof aisy tufaan me konsi Maa apny betay ko pizza lene bheje gi.!

 

20) DOCTOR: X-RAY Me Aap Ki Haddi Tooti Hui Hai.
PATHAN: Chalo Shukar Ha X-RAY Me Hi Tooti He,
Agar Assal Mai Tooti Hoti Too Kaafi Kharcha Hota.!

SarDar Abba Idhar aa

SarDar Abba Idhar aa

Maa Booli:
Aisay nahi boltay beta, Abba ko izzat k saath bulatay
Hain

SarDar:
Abba,izzat ky saath idher aa:-)-P