Category Archives: Sardar And Pathan Special Sms

sardar k bachy kisi se nahi parhty thay

sardar k bachy kisi se nahi parhty thay,
.
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bohat sey master aaye,
.
.
.
har koi unn
bachon ki wajah sey
wapis chala jaata,

Docter Tum Ab khatrey se Bahir Ho

Docter Tum Ab khatrey se Bahir Ho

Phir Q Ghabra rahay ho

pathan mareez:jiss ghaari sey mera accident hua tha
uss pe likha tha”zindgi rhi to phir milengey

1 Sardar park mai bench par Leyta Tha

1 Sardar park mai bench par Leyta Tha

k Waha say 1 angraiz guzra.
Sardar se pocha. R u relaxing?

Sardar. No i am ranjit singh.

Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi pocha.
R u relaxing?
Sardar ghusy say.
No i m ranjit singh.

Sardar uuth gya aur apnay say kuch door letay huway angraiz say poocha.
Are u relaxing?

Angraiz. yes i am relaxing.

Sardar.
Uth begairta tenu looki lab lab pagal ho gye nay.
…:-)

Agar Sher tumhari Saas aur BV pe hamla kr dy

Agar Sher tumhari Saas aur BV pe hamla kr dy

too tum kiss ko bachaao gay.?

SARDAR: Zahir hai, shair koo.!

biwi

Pathan Dost sy Aao iss pankhay k neechy betho

Pathan Dost sy Aao iss pankhay k neechy betho

boht sawaab hoga.

DOST  heraan hoo kar ):
Sawaab Q.?

Pathan:Yeh hum Masjid sey utaar k layaa hai

 

fan