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Judge Kia Saboot Hai

Judge Kia Saboot Hai

K Tum Gaari Speed Mein Chala Rahy Thay,

Admi Sir Mein Apni Biwi Ko Leny Susraal Jaa Raha Tha,

Judge; Thats All , Case Dismissed

Judge Kia Saboot Hai

Docter Tum Ab khatrey se Bahir Ho

Docter Tum Ab khatrey se Bahir Ho

Phir Q Ghabra rahay ho

pathan mareez:jiss ghaari sey mera accident hua tha
uss pe likha tha”zindgi rhi to phir milengey

1 Sardar park mai bench par Leyta Tha

1 Sardar park mai bench par Leyta Tha

k Waha say 1 angraiz guzra.
Sardar se pocha. R u relaxing?

Sardar. No i am ranjit singh.

Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi pocha.
R u relaxing?
Sardar ghusy say.
No i m ranjit singh.

Sardar uuth gya aur apnay say kuch door letay huway angraiz say poocha.
Are u relaxing?

Angraiz. yes i am relaxing.

Sardar.
Uth begairta tenu looki lab lab pagal ho gye nay.
…:-)

Railway Ma Job Hai

Railway Ma Job Hai

Karani hai?

Salary:35,000/- Per
Month Job Details Pandi
Express Ki Head Lite Kharab Hoo Gai Hai Torch Lekar Aagey bhagna Hai

bacha fun

Mahatma Gandhi ney shadi sey pahly

Mahatma Gandhi ney shadi sey pahly

apni wife Kasturba
Gandhi ko letter likhaa: .
DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE
YOU. . . Tumhara “BAPU” Jee

jooti