Category Archives: Cool Sms

Barey parhez gaar ho gay ho

Barey parhez gaar ho gay ho

.. “…M jan..!!

yaad karna bhi gunah samjhty hoo……?

 

khabar

Pathan apni Bv ko mar rha tha

Pathan apni Bv ko mar rha tha

1 admi ney pocha

Khan Tum isay q maar rhe hoo

Pathan Hakeem ney khaa tha

1 dawai isko koot k deni hai

 

captain imran khan

Murghi anda deti he

Murghi anda deti he

aor bhens dudh deti hay.

To aisi kya cheez hay

joo dudh bi deti hay

or anda bi deta hay?

 

 

. . . . . Dukaandar

 

mian sahab

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

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Uncle nay Aankh maari Aunty bay-hosh.

 

long march

Is Ur life Boring?

Is Ur life Boring?

Type “I LOVE” you

With lover Name & Send it to all Ur Relatives

Try it..

Ek Dum Hungama Mach Jaaye gaa Aapki life Main..!

 

aag

Pagal dentist se

Pagal dentist se

kya dard k baghair daant nikal letey hoo?

Dr:nhi

Pagal:Mai nikaal letaa hoon

Dr:woh kaisey?

Pagal:Hee heee hee heee

 

final round

Girl Dukandar Se Koi Esa Valentine Card Ha

Girl Dukandar Se Koi Esa Valentine Card Ha

,Jiss Par Lika h0o

Main sirf or sirf tum se pyar krti hun ?

Dukandar: Han he

Girl: Acha 7 Cards dena

1 Molvi Aadmi Ek Aurat Se Takra Giya

1 Molvi Aadmi Ek Aurat Se Takra Giya

Aurat B0oli: Sharam nahi aaati darhi rakh K bhi takar Marte h0o?

Molvi: Muhtrma Yeh Darhi Hai Koi Brake Naahi..

 

Dakya Bacha

Teri Dosti Mai Sb kuch Bhula Dya

Teri Dosti Mai Sb kuch Bhula Dya
“Dost”
Yaqeen Naa Aayee Too Dekh Loo . .

A for Cat,
B for Apple
C for Ball
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sardar Girl

Aasman Jitna Neela Hai

Aasman Jitna Neela Hai

,,, SunFlower Jitna Peela Hai,,,

Paaani Jitna Geelaa Hai,,,

. . . . App Kaa Screw Utnaa Hi Dheelaa Hai.

:-):):-P Hahahahahah

Semi final